Gaz recommended that I take a look at http://www.iamtheclient.blogspot.com/ can't believe he (if it is a he?) gets away with some of the language but it is VERY funny and I don't think that you have to work in advertising to get the messages. 

To the Docs this morning for a short session.  Further one booked for early next month.  Then to the project - meet the man from the Water Board.  He fitted a new meter in no time, had a pint next door and came home.

Not half bad Spanish omlette for tea.  Slept through "I'm a Celeb".  Woke up at 3am and decided to do this until bored (round about now).