Privatisation of Public Conveniences

Uttlesford District Council has decided (because they have lost so much money due to gross incompetence) to outsource all its public conveniences (to supposedly save money and provide a better service).

Obviously a move suggested by an accountant (anyone with half a mind to be one is over equipt.)

Oscar Wilde (relative?) said "they know the cost of everything but the value of nothing."

They are not alone.

This could soon be Central Government policy.

Then, as with Telecomms (OffCom), Water (OffWat) and Energy (OffGen) there will be a need for a similarly toothless and biased policing authority.

What should we call it? I suggested OffPiss but Alex says BogOff is more appropriate.

Let me have your suggestions on the name, not on our sanity (or anything else).