PIERS MORGAN isn't the only one to visit Dubai recently

Park your camel here. (Hotel forecourt.)

Had a break on JUMEIRAH BEACH (Royal Mirage). Wonderful service, but don't think we'll be going again too soon when a bottle of water is £8 and the cheapest house wine is £30 a bottle.

Photo taken whilst on a trip up The Creek (on a motorised scaffold board).

Unlike Piers, Dee got to meet the real boss of this building site.