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Monday, April 30, 2007

Fou en tant que chapelier


Talk about them not all being locked up yet. You know I don't have much time for any persuasion of politician and a recent interview by Boris Johnson only serves to confirm my suspicions that they should all be locked up.

His contention is that.....The overcrowding in the south east could be solved simply by repatriation to the former areas of France that England used to own. When was that? Yonks ago (1558) The areas? Artois, Normandy and Aquitaine and loads of other bits.

He says...... "In one sense, the economic arguments are overwhelming. The population density in southern England is about four times greater than much of northern France; and the central point is that our house prices, by comparison with those in France, are therefore demented. We have a position in which millions of desperate consumers are separated from the commodities they need by a paltry stretch of water, and in their desperation they are preparing to carve into what is left of the southern English countryside."

Boris is a fan of the TV soap Emmerdale which is set in the Yorkshire countryside. Following a request to audition for a cameo part in the programme he was so impressive that Emmerdale chiefs immediately offered him a proper role in the programme. From May 2007 Boris is set to appear on TV screens as yet another relative of the Dingle family.

As Darius Dingle, an entrepreneur fallen on hard times, Boris will play a character who comes to live at Lisa and Zak Dingle's farm. He is soon persuaded by cousin Eli to boost his income by perpetrating an audacious "Raffles" style burglary at Home Farm (owned by the nefarious King Family).






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